Ruin My Dream!

[Tenethia]

Alright, so here's a new game for you. The rules are simple. You state a wish, and the person who posts after you gets to ruin your wish and then post their own. Basic guidelines of courtesy, kindness, and TLC-appropriateness are very important for this game to be fun. It's not ok to be mean when you're ruining someone's dream!



For example:

Cor: I would like a pet pony!
Nia: Granted, but it is plastic, has a rainbow-colored tail, and says "Made in China!"
I wish for a new bow!
Pev: Granted, but it's padlocked steel case that has no key.
I wish for new boots.
Tenny: Granted, but they are several sizes too small.

Get it? Have fun!

I wish for a new scarf.

[elanorelle]

Granted, but it is only new for you as it has been handed down for generations, thus torn and dirty.

I wish for a kitten.

[Tenethia]

Granted, but it's one of the hairless ones, and you can see all of its scabs. It's actually kinda disgusting looking and it's claws are super sharp.

I wish for a set of Narnia bookends.

[Ariel.of.Narnia]

Granted, but a 3-year-old made them out of play-doh, so who knows what they're supposed to look like?

I wish for a bag of Doritos.

[Tenethia]

Sure but it's on fire.

I wish for a new pillow

[Ariel.of.Narnia]

Granted, but I'm using it to smuggle around Adoniram Judson's Burmese translation of the Bible.

I wish for a replica of Peter's sword.

[jesusgirl4ever]

Granted, but I'm using it to smuggle around Adoniram Judson's Burmese translation of the Bible.

*snerk* Love that one, Ariel.

Granted, but apparently someone forgot to clean it, and it's all nasty and stuff.

I wish for a day off of school!

[narniac101]

Granted, but you'll have to do yardwork the entire day.

I wish it was snowing.

[jesusgirl4ever]

Granted, but it's not going to lay.

I wish I didn't have to do algebra.

[narniac101]

That works. Instead, you can do advanced calculus and physics! Fun fun fun!

I wish the new dog would stop eating my shoes.