You May be Addicted to Narnia If...

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1. You randomly knock on the backs of wardrobes (or closets)...just in case.

2. You have named one or more pets after a character from the books.

3. You have named one or more CHILDREN after a character from the books.

4. You (unlike Caspian) can remember all seven names of the lost lords.

5. You are appalled when people say that the Chronicles of Narnia are "suitable for ages 8-12"...because you're WAY older than that.

6. Seeing a lamp post makes you happy!

7. You jump into rain puddles just to see what happens.

8. When someone is being pessimistic, you say "You're such a Puddleglum!"

9. Before eating venison, you ask the cook "This meat didn't come from a TALKING stag, did it?"

10. You consider mice noble creatures.

11. You excuse yourself from gym class because you haven't breathed enough Narnian air.

12. You repeat the four signs day and night, night and day -- even in the shower.

13. You find yourself thinking, "Aslan is on the move." whenever you see or think of melting snow or ice.

14. You hesitate when you eat apples.

15. When you get frustrated, you say, "Bother Eustace."

16. You read the entire series to your child--before he was born!

17. You keep your closet door open just a crack (after all, it is very silly to shut oneself up in a closet/wardrobe)

18. You blow into a horn when you in trouble to see if you can summon the Kings and Queens of Old Narnia

19. You don't associate with people in green

20. When falling off a horse, you remember the line from HHB about horses stepping on people much less than one might expect. You are stepped on anyway and still slightly resent Lewis for this...no, I'm not kidding.

21. You've put a hook halfway up your wall and asked your enemies (who haven't read HaHB) to jump up and down in front of it screaming "The bolt of Tash falls from above!!!!" just for your comedic pleasure

22. Your family does cannon balls into the pool yelling 'The wrath of Tash falls from above!"

23. You can read any of the books in a language you don't know and follow it.

24. You have a detailed Narnia timeline as a border in your room.

25. Whenever anybody tries to bribe you, there's always something Narnian involved.

26. You refer to your flashlights as "electric torches".

27. You've learned to move your ears up and down (C. S. Lewis was right, it is possible.)

28. Any empty room in your home is dubbed "The Land of Spare Oom."

29. "Narnia" is now added as a word to your computer's word processor.

30. When you've made up a game called Narnia Freeze Tag in which the person who is 'It' is the White Witch and turns people to stone while another person is Aslan and breathes on the stone people to turn them back.

31. You tell Dufflepud jokes instead of blonde jokes

32. You drink Shasta soda just because of the name.

33. Instead of using the phrase,"For Pete's sake" you say "For Peter's sake!"

34. Your wedding is Narnia-Inspired

35. If you've read Narnia to your chickens : ) -Swanwhite

36. When you wish that "nice" clothes in our world were like Narnian clothes--they not only look nice but feel nice when you wear them

37. On hot summer days you say to yourself, "Smell of hot horse... smell of hot self..."

38. You took an extremely difficult graduate level class just to discuss the LWW with a group of educated people

39. If the sign on your bedroom door reads, "Many sink down into (name witheld)'s room, but few return to the sunlit lands." It still doesn't keep my brother out, though. -Clodsley Shovel

40. You always ask the square footage and perimeter of a stable, because the inside could be bigger than the outside.

41. If you can find your way around Narnia easier than you can around your own town. ~Forgiven~

42. If you named the two donkeys next door "Puzzle" (who just happens to be grey), and "Rabadash". ~Caspian

43. If you were doing your Awana handbook when it asked whose poster is in your room and you said "Aslan's" and then later it asked "Do you need to replace your role model with someone more like Christ?" and you couldn't stop laughing. -Hermit of the Northe

44. You make a huge mess making Turkish Delight, end up with absolutely despicable lumps of gelatin, gnaw them with a wry expression and pronounce them 'good'.

45. If you do not approve of bare arms!!! But you wear t-shirts all the time.....-Clodsley

46. If when you are on a tour of an old house and they get to the wardrobe, some one says: "Ok, if you see snow, RUN!" And you respond by saying: "No! I f you see snow, run IN!"

47. You laughed when you saw that a sample email on a google site) was hikingfan@... because it looked like hi-kingfan (high king fan) to you~Elodie

48. Your friend gets a bad haircut and is mad so you tell the hairdresser to cut yours too because you will not bear the shame of wearing an honor which is denied your friend

49. You insist upon wearing your Narnian shield pendant at all times... if it doesn't match, you attach it to your belt loop, undergarment strap, or ankle.

50. You count all the different things in Narnia that add up to seven (try it, its actually really cool: there are seven things that number seven!).

51. You erupt into hysterical and uncontrollable laughter when your e-mail spell check says that the word Tashbaan is supposed to be Trashcan.

52. When your father insists that you and your brother speak more courteously to eachother and everyone else, you reply by saying, "O my father, and O the delight of my eyes, may you live for ever!" and then walk away laughing because it drives him nuts!

53. ... your new solution to EVERYTHING is 'we could collect nuts!!!' ~ Camilla the Hare

54. you know that if you take out one e and mix up the letters in Liam Neeson's name you get "Lion manes" or "Lion's mane" ~ Destrier

55. If you call bad drivers on the road Calormenes, "For in Calormen, there is only one traffic rule: those who are less important get out of the way of those who are more."

56. If you have ever woken up with a narnia book in your hand and don't know how it got there...

57. Since we didn't, until recently, have the technology for a LWW movie, you willingly settled, for a long time, for the old, not-very-well-done versions. You know, the ones with PEOPLE IN HUMAN-SIZED BEAVER SUITS. -Rhindon

58. You keep an Aslan poster in your bedroom, and you pass by it every morning and evening. And you think...you just think...that the Lion grows bigger every day.

59. When your upset about something and your non-Narnians friends said that you need some TLC you said back, "Oh yeah, thanks! The Lion's Call will make me happier!"

60. If you nickname your cat "DLF" (Which I did)

61. ...If you have had a totally AWESOME, though naturally strange (as all dreams are), narnian dream and re-visit it so often that it seems almost like a memory. - Camilla the Hare

62. Your friends dare you to go into a cave you've just found. You demand that they give you twenty bucks if you come out in Narnian armor. ~Gwydion

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1. You grew up singing "Where is Trumpkin" iinstead of "Where Is Thumbkin."~Elodie

2. You and your siblings spent over forty-five minutes agruing over whether or not the Lady of the Green Kirtle was Jadis or a distant cousin. ~Gwydion

3. Your birthday party options have narrowed down to these choices: Old Narnian or Telmarine

4. You always carry a hankerchief, just in case . . . ~Nut for narnia

5. your idea of a good story is one that reminds you of Narnia

6. You refer to heavy eaters as Centaurs in a human's body. ~Gwydion

7. You immediatly think of Susan and the boy at the train station when you find an eyeshadow named Queen Phyllis.

8. WHen someone or something makes you angry, you say: "Oh, bother Eustace!"

9. In History class, your teacher asked you what you knew about a specific year. You said, "Yeah, uh...isn't that when the Telmarines invaded?" ~Gwydion

10. You have turned in whole notebooks full of Narnia fanfiction for extra credit in English. (I have, multiple times.)

11. You forgot to go an earlier appointment...When the person who invited you asked why you forgot, you said, "Well, let's see....I got home, made a snack...then I headed for my room with the Horse and His Boy under my arm..." ~Gwydion

12. You attatch angel wings onto your bike and call it Fledge.

13. You buy/register a star just to name it Ramandu. [I also bought one to name it Coriakin]

14. If all you want to learn on the flute is the Nanian Lullaby.

15. You take fencing lessons because you want to look like Peter when he is fighting Miraz in PC!

16. You had to buy a new copy of the entire series because your old ones have now fallen apart from reading them so much....and you kept the originals because you couldnt bear to throw them out.

17. You start cracking up on English when you learn about assonances, and think of Eustace! ~Polly P.

18. You are thinking of writing to the college in Europe which teaches in Elvish and recomend that they teach the Carlomene poets and the history of Narnia. ~Princess of Narnia

19. You plant candy in your yard in the hopes that one day you might have a Skittle tree or Starburst bush. Worth a shot, I guess. ~Gwydion

20. Every time your brother wears a jacket you yell, "That's a GIRL'S coat!!" despite if it is actually a girl's coat or not.~Penny Moon

21. When you have a car, you will have bumper stickers that read "Roar and be Happy", "Pevensies ROCK!!!!" AND "Water: Powerful Wet Stuff". ~Penny Moon

22. you continuously think "for Narnia" when your teacher makes you do a twelve-minute run (guilty, and i wouldn't have done it if i hadn't of thought it was for Narnia either!)

23. If, after seeing the movie for the first time, the two toddlers that you babysit say, 'Let's play Narnia, you be Peter!" (guilty by charge)

24. Everytime you see a wolf at the zoo, you say "RUN, ITS THE SECRET POLICE!!"

25. If you're currently painting your bedroom wall as a Narnia mural. ~Caspian

26. Your fave bible character used to be just Daniel and Steven, but once you read Petraverd's (sorry if that's spelt wrong) character connections, you added Paul, Elijah and Mary (as in Mary and Martha) to your list.

27. You're at a subway train station with your three siblings, and all of a sudden there's a strong wind, and you get really excited (but your kinda dissapointed when nothing eventful happens on your train ride home) :(

28. You have a kitten named Corin Thunder-Paws- Trufflehunter

29. While being ridiculed at school, you wish Aslan would come by on a romp.

30. TLC is your favorite website!!! -NarniaRox!!!

31. You snicker helplessly when, on your vacation to some ruins, your tour guide (who happens to be wearing green) greets your group by saying, "Good day, tr-r-ravelers!"

32. Your mom/ teacher can always tell when you are thinking about Narnia, because she will ask you something, and you reply absently "Uh, It's King Edmund, actually."

33. If you freaked when you saw a license plate border that said "Going to Narnia, BRB" and then figured out that "BRB" meant "Be right back". ~Caspian

34. You're constantly finding connections between Narnia and the Bible

35. You named your computer mouse Reepicheep. (guilty)

36. You are very opposed to mousetraps.

37. Your English teacher asks you to write a two-page, five-paragraph-long essay, and you choose Narnia, and you accidentaly make it five pages instead!! **SO GUILTY!** ~Lucy Skywalker

38. if Narnia is the reson you shoot a traditional bow. (Riklionheart)

39. Whenever you say to a family member, "You know what I think is interesting?" they immediately think, 'Here she goes again. Which character will it be this time?'

40. You have rubbed off in your bro so much that he plays the TLC games all the time and thelionscall is in the google search engine when you didn't put it there!(guilty!)~Skye Penderwic

41. When looking up Peter the Great of Russia on the computer, you freak out when you find out that King Peter gained part of the Caspian Sea (GUILTY!).

42. You own eleven copies of the books, plus another two for LLW and PC.

43. Whenever you watch a movie from Columbia Pictures, you think "Fledge!".

44. You wonder what your guinea pig has been through.

45. You want to make a movie called "How The Witch Stole Christmas"

46. Whenever people see you with a book, they don't ask anymore what book you are reading.

47. You can read any of the books in a language you don't know and follow it.

48. Whenever anybody tries to bribe you, there's always something Narnian involved.

49. You're considering becoming a teacher just so you can read the Chronicles to your students.

50. You've learned to move your ears up and down (C. S. Lewis was right, it is possible.)

51. You tell Dufflepud jokes instead of blonde jokes

52. When your brother annoys you, you say"Once an annoying brother, always an annoying brother."~Lucy Powell

53. Whenever your brother starts stuffing toast into his mouth you automatically say,"Narnia's not going to run out of toast, Ed!"~Lucy Powell

54. You either want to go to C.S. Lewis college or Oxford b/c C.S.Lewis taught there and Anna Popplewell attends the it ~EmaOfCair

55. You keep a pair of snow boots, a coat, and a weapon next to your bed, just in case(guilty)

56. You learned how to knit so you could make a scarf like mr.tumnus ~EmaOfCair

57. You REALLY wonder "what do they teach in schools these days" because you're homeschooled and you've never been to public school before. (that's me!) ~Lucy Skywalker

58. If you asked for (and received) a broadsword for your birthday.

59. You won a raffle at your local library under the name "Queen Susan the Gentle". (true story, and then all the librarians teased me about it, like "Does Her Majesty want to check out her books now?")~Skye Penderwic

60. You've been playing Wii boxing and automatically scream at the TV, "I am Prince Corin Thunderfist of Archenland and I will knock you down!"

61. The only reason your mom is reading the CoN is because you keep quoting things that she can't understand (guilty). ~Anonymouse (lucy skywalker)

62. You can have (and have had) Narnia conversations while listening to loud music.~GeorgeHarrison

63. When you come up with something for this list you scramble to write it down in a notebook/ the margines of the book you were reading/a random sheet of paper/a strip of cardboard from who knows what.~GeorgeHarrison

64. You were VERY MAD to find that neither your dictionary or your encyclopedia had Narnia in them.~GeorgeHarrison

65. Everyday you listen to the FULL narnia soundtrack while doing your homework ~EmaOfCair

66. When you are bored you come to TLC and countdown with the VDT timer ~EmaOfCair

67. When you know sooo much about one of the characters/actor that plays them that it is stalkerish. And when you're friends try to prove that you don't know everything about them, they spend hours of asking you questions and you still don't run out of info.

68. you buy an only slightly used Narnia dvd as an invesment-even though you already OWN one. Because, seriously, you use it so much it's just BOUND to break eventually, and you know it wouldn't hurt to have back-up.

69. your computer crashes and you find yourself saying, almost in a weepy sort of voice, "I miss my 'ode to the Pevensies' screen saver!

70. You get mad every time you see Preince Caspian on DVD for ten dollars because you never have ten dollars then!~GeorgeHarrison

71. When you sware something, you always say "By the lion's mane!"

72. You often name you pets after Narnian Charecters

73. When you see a lion, first thing goes into your mind is ASLAN, obviously.

74. When you're bored you go into your bathroom, stand in front of the mirror, and try to wiggle your ears

75. If, when you see a couple of beaver's in your pond, you say to your dad: Would you like to go and see Mr. and Mrs. Beaver for tea? (which I am sooo guilty of!!))

76. You nearly scream when you find out that there are actually three places in the world that actually have the name 'Narnia'. Then you begin google-ing them for over an hour. (guilty!)

77. You suddenly realize you're talking with a British accent, and you have no idea when it started. ~Jill Pole (Autumn)

78. You walk up to a tree in your backyard, put your hand gently on it, and say, "Wake up trees!" in a soft whisper. ~Jill Pole (Autumn)

79. When your outside, alone, you act out a whole book BY YOURSELF (GULITY! SO SO SO GUILTY!) ~Jill Pole (Autumn)

80. You talk like Aravis when you get bored and want something to do. ~Jill Pole (Autumn)

81. You went to your sister's school play and you were SO HAPPY because it just happened to be The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. (true story, by the way)~GeorgeHarrison

82. Your addicted to Narnia if you try out for the elf in your schools LWW Play, and take on the name"Elfy."

83. You spend more than ten minutes looking for your lost Narnian book that you Just have to finish

84. When you receive an Edmund Pevensie action figure for Christmas...and blushed.

85. When you say "Further up and further in" instead of saying goodbye.

86. you have Narnia-related hobbies~GeorgeHarrison

87. To post ninedy: that is beyond cool!!!!!!!~GeorgeHarrison

88. You often go into peoples wardrobes just to be sure...

89. You have Miis (Wii avatars) of all of the Pevensies, plus Caspian! (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

90. Your dream (well, one of them) is to make comics for The Lion's Call. I have written comics before, and I'm pretty good, if I do say so myself.~GeorgeHarrison

91. You think of yourself as a veteran Lions Call user.~GeorgeHarrison

92. You are in a car and suddenly shout, "LAMP-POST!!!!!!" (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

93. When you were little and reading about the Caspian Sea, you wondered why a sea would be named after a Narnia character.~GeorgeHarrison

94. Hugging every lamp post you ever see in your life (even the ones with the giant man eating spiders) because it remind's you of Narnia

95. When you start reading "The Last Battle" again five minutes after you finished it. (I really did that)

96. When your passwords and usernames are Narnia-related

97. When you stay up until eleven o'clock discussing Narnia with your sister

98. When you jump to your feet and squeal with excitement because your math book has a story question that begins "Prince Caspian's troops..." (true story, fortunately I'm home-schooled)

99. When you tell your younger sibling very detailed, complete accounts of each of the books for bed-time stories.

100. When you listen to songs on the radio and somehow relate them all to Narnia

101. (To post one hundred) I actually do that A LOT. :)

102. You buy a Friesian horse only because Destrier is a Friesian

103. Your mother borrowed your copy of LWW and then left it on the floor so the back cover came off and the rest got lost and you couldn't find it so you didn't speak to your mom for the rest of the day even though she apologised twice. (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

104. Your google profile is www.google.com/lucyskywalkerfourteen (the fourteen is in numbers, actually) just because you love Narnia so much ;) ~Lucy skywalker

105. You got mad when your father removed the LWW adio book from your SISTER'S MPThree player.(guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

106. Your defenition of depressed is "Narnia-deprived".~GeorgeHarrison

107. You regularly sneak up on your horses just in case you catch them in the act of talking...

108. When you see a boered person, you think, : They must not have read Narnia for years!" (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

109. Your hobby is lamp post-spotting. (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

110. :Little Child" by the Beatles reminds you of Lucy. (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

111. " Run For Your Life" by the Beatles makes you think of Lucy on the beach. (guilty, I'm a Beatles addict, too, hence my screen name)~GeorgeHarrison

112. You buy a peter pevensie sword that cost you fifty dollars

113. You own all seven Narnia books but if you see more somewhere you buy it 'cause it has a diffrent cover

114. You were to make a video for a school project, so you made your group do a Narnia one.

115. Your teacher asked the class what book topic you should do, so you say narnia and she agrees. so now she gives you narnian work sheets and you always get one hundred percent!

116. You always wondered what would happen if you took candy from strangers.

117. You pretend your letter opener is Lucy's dagger. (GUILTY) ~ QueenHam

118. You almost get teary eyed when you see a tree cut down. ~ QueenHam

119. When you hear the words 'Lewis', 'Narnia' or 'Aslan' you start to hyperventilate.

120. You get all excited when you've done something on the "You May Be Addicted to Narnia If..." list. (GUILTY) ~ QueenHam

121. You get all excited when you've done something on the "You May Be Addicted to Narnia If..." list. (GUILTY) ~ QueenHam

122. You attempt at making your own replicas of all the Pevensie's weapons.

123. You've gotten your whole family and neighbors tired of Narnia because you are constantly having something to do with it.

124. You buy something Narnia even though you may already have it because you just feel you need to be the owner.

125. You have a wardrobe in your room.

126. You and your brother can quote the Narnia movies exactly right while watching them.

127. People think it's crazy for you to have a friend that hasn't seen the Narnia movies.

128. You teach fight sequences from the PC film to other people.

129. You're disappointed when you blow your horn and the Pevensie's don't come.

130. Someone asks you where something is and you reply "Oh, it's in Narnia".

131. When you have a fever with the chills you imagine that it's the White Witch and your immune system is the Narnians fighting her army off.

132. You can fluently speak in a british accent.

133. You think it's amazing that the same sun yo see every day is the same one in the movies.

134. Everyone you know knows you know everything about Narnia.

135. You prove Facebook Narnia actor imposters are fake by knowing more about who they're impersonating then they do.

136. Being able to ramble on for a long period of time about anything Narnia and go into depth at will.

137. You're not sure if you should go to any type of Narnia exhibit because you know you'll have to strain yourself from stealing anything.

138. You desperatley want to be the one to find the stray Susan's arrow from the first film in New Zealand.

139. You have a habit of turning around at the mention of anything that is or sounds Narnia-related. (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

140. You walk around your yard with a fake bow and quiver of arrow that you made yourself.and you also pretend to fight off the invisible telmarines.(GUILTY!)

141. The Narnia map can be found eleven fourteen different places in your house.(guilty again.)

142. (correction)The Narnia map can be found fourteen different places in your house

143. You have a Narnia bookmark that you reinforced with tape and it looks careworn anyway. (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

144. You have attemted seveal times to draw your own map of Narnia and surrounding areas (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

145. You almolst cry when your Narnian dreams end, even though they make so little sense it's embarresing. (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

146. Your friend thought a guy you know looks like Edmund...(true story! and i told him that :P) ~Lucy Skywalker

147. Your internet browser is not allowing you to get on NarniaWeb!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! :-( ~Lucy Skywalker

148. You have a Narnian-themed graduation party...Yep. Good stuff!

149. You suddenly get really mad when you realise that you were at the library twenty minutes ago and you picked out two audio book sets and you didn't even LOOK for the Chronicles of Narnia! (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

150. you jump around your room like a dufflepud

151. You tried to make your own Narnian Timeline.(Guilty)

152. When listening to "A Whole New World" you think of Lucy and Aslan~MurtaghLuv

153. When quoting the movie, you try to talk exactly like them~MurtaghLuv

154. Your neighbor is having an estate sale and you are trying to by her Narnia like lamp post from her, but your parents say no. (Sadness)~King Kavanaugh the Boy Scout

155. You begin taking on characteristics of characters from the books.

156. You get offended when someone says something against anything to do with Narnia.

157. You have dreams that Ben Barnes shaves off his beard- and they're very good dreams.

158. When you and your mom are lost and looking for "Lyons" street and when your mom shouts "LYONS!!" you immediately look up and shout "ASLAN!?! WHERE!!?!"

159. You're really angry with the fact that a lot of people say the Prince Caspian movie failed or bombed, and it wasn't any good. That is especially annoying knowing the fact that it is only because of bad timing in the releasee date!

160. Your mom said you could email your friend Anna, and your ten-year-old brother screamed, "ANNA POPPLEWELL???" (it's become a household name :D) ~Lucy Skywalker

161. It's annoying to you the the Narnia group on Google talks about anything but Narnia :-/ ~Lucy Skywalker

162. when you're bored in school, you look out the window and desperately hope that Aslan will barge in like he did in the book version of Prince Caspian

163. when someone quotes from a narnia book and you can tell what book its from

164. You've dreamt that you met the pevensies~MurtaghLuv

165. You tease your siblings saying you'v been to narnia~MurtaghLuv

166. If you sewed a cape simply because you like Narnia and wear it constantly!

167. If you talk to your animals and beg them to talk back!

168. If when reading 'The Last Battle', you cried because Susan no longer believes in Narnia!

169. If you find it hard to believe that someone could like lipstick and nylons better than bows and arrows!

170. If you named your car 'Wardrobe' because it can take you to magical places!

171. when reading Last Bettle you were over joyed when reepicheep came~MurtaghLuv

172. If, when your sister says "You're blaming us?", you can say without even thinking about it "Not blaming; thanking you."

173. You're rather doubtful in using lipstick, because that was part of Susan's downfall.

174. You see some clear keychains that you can put pictures into, buy some, and put pictures from Narnia in them. ~ Queen of Old

175. You love websites like The Lion's Call!

176. Update; We got the lamp post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~King Kavanaugh the Boy Scout

177. Whenever you forget something, you groan and say, "Oh no! I'm turning into Susan!"

178. You made your last post during tech. class. ~King Kavanaugh the Boy Scout

179. You are mentally listing all your favorite authors, and suddenly get really guilty when you realize that C.S. Lewis isn't one of them. (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

180. Followup: My fave authors are Jeanne Birdsall and J.K. Rowling.

181. If you are very tempted to take up archery and join the fensing club and realize it's because you want to be prepared in case you stumble into Narnia

182. You glanced at the book donations pile at the library, and did a double take when you saw the complete Chronicles of Narnia. (true story, happened just today!)~GeorgeHarrison

183. You saw an ad for VDT and almolst clicked on it. (guilty, by the way)~GeorgeHarrison

184. You spent five minutes staring a a DVD of "The Cronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian". (guilty to the end!)~GeorgeHarrison

185. Your brother asks your mother if God is civilized, and you say without thinking, "He's not a TAME lion".(guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

186. You warned your brother against wearing plain gold band rings, because unless it's a wedding ring, it will either turn you into a corrupt evil overlord or turn you into a dragon. (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

187. You play "Hang Rabbadash" and lose on purpose to see him dangle. (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

188. Your fave sports on Wii Sports Resort are archery and swordplay.~GeorgeHarrison

189. you and your baby sister tear your kitchen apart while listening to SNL's Chronic-WHAT-cles of Narnia, trying to make Turkish Delight. All you get though are suspicious looking lumps that are sickeningly sweet...(edmund what were you thinking!?!?)

190. you get mad when you have to wear so much as a dress shirt because in OUR world, our best clothes are never our most comfertable clothes. (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

191. You stay up all night trying to think of how you're going to get a unicorn poster and six horns for "Pin the horn on Jewel" for your birthday party. ( True story)~NarniaNerd

192. If when you were younger called little people "dwarfs".

193. You can quote the books and movies with no hesitations

194. You couldn't fall asleep after you watched the VDT trailer. (I haven't slept and it's already five in the morning, I just can't stop watching)

195. You wish you thought to name your horse Bree

196. you check "OTHER:" and fill in "Son of Adam/Daughter of Eve" for your race on forms.

197. You watched the VDT trailer over twenty-five times on the day it came out.

198. you go crazy just because you saw the VDT movie poster at the movie theatres

199. you absolutely freaked out when you saw Peter and Susan in the VDT trailer! Ahhhh! ~Aliea

200. Your little brothers go to the zoo and say 'that is Narnia' when they see a lion.

201. You stare at photos of ships for hours... and have your trunks nearby, just in case.

202. You sing "Good King Corin Thunderfist" every christmas

203. you get mad when you see a yelow cat die.

204. Your favorite song ever is "The Call" by Regina Spektor

205. You never make fun of short people or midgets because you highly repect Trumpkin

206. You hear that the VDT trailer is premeiring with Toy Story Three and go to see it and it dosen't get shown, so you sulk for ten minutes even tho you saw it online allready.(guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

207. You found the Companion to Narnia boring, and then felt guilty about that. (SO me! Happened about two hours ago!)~GeorgeHarrison

208. Everyone knows you're dead serious when you say, "I swear by the LION!"(guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

209. you spend more than an hour sitting at the back of your wardrobe moaning, " I know that you only find Narnia if your'e not looking for it but can you let me in just this once?"

210. freak when you haven't watched LWW or PC for more than two days

211. Hyperventilated when you saw a Narnian-looking lampost in Swansea (GUILTY!)

212. You saw a VDT poster in the movie theater and had to stare at it for five minutes so you could absorb every detail

213. for your birthday party your making your friends see VDT even though there not narnia fans~chrisy

214. My graduation was themed as Narnian as they could make it. I was quite happy.... :-D (the dress was as Narnian as I could get and the hairstyle was a mesh of two Narnian ones.) Ariel_of_Narnia

215. My little sister as as crazy about Narnia as she can get with her understanding and knowlege level and for days (no, weeks!) she'd go into my room just to stare at the PC poster and identify each character. Ariel_of_Narnia

216. Your graduation dress is an exact copy of the one Susan wears to be crowned Queen!

217. You are suprised when you find out Caspians real name in the movie is the same as your cousins name(true)

218. You say swear words in front of a door- just to see what happens

219. You imagined being tourd around narnia with a realitor trying to find you the perfect location for your narnian house. (guilyy)

220. Your mother is reading VDT to your little sibs... and you have been listening obsessively(guilty).~GeorgeHarrison

221. On july eighth, you recall the words: Smell of hot horse.... smell of hot self and think of how nice it would be to get cold and wet

222. you panic when you can not remember a line from the movies-Queen Lucy the Valiant

223. You get on this website every moment possible(guilty)- Queen Lucy the Valiant

224. You get on this website every moment possible(guilty)- Queen Lucy the Valiant

225. You get on this website every moment possible(guilty)- Queen Lucy the Valiant

226. You get on this website every moment possible(guilty)- Queen Lucy the Valiant

227. You get on this website every moment possible(guilty)- Queen Lucy the Valiant

228. You get on this website every moment possible(guilty)- Queen Lucy the Valiant

229. You get on this website every moment possible(guilty)- Queen Lucy the Valiant

230. You get on this website every moment possible(guilty)- Queen Lucy the Valiant

231. You get on this website every moment possible(guilty)- Queen Lucy the Valiant

232. You get on this website every moment possible(guilty) - Queen Lucy the Valiant

233. You hate any Narnia crossovers with Harry (Scarry) Potter or Twilight (EEWW) in it.

234. Hey Queen Lucy the valiant, can you not put in the same post a bunch of times? It's really annoying. I don't mean to be a jerk and tell you what to do, but it really irritates me when people do weird stuff on the lists like that.~GeorgeHarrison

235. You paint a picture of the Dawn Treader adn then put on a swwimsuit and sit in front of it with an inflatable floatie. (Courtesy of my seven year old who did this)

236. your whole family can listen to the whole Narnian series even though the CD player is broken just because you can recite every line word perfect

237. You and your fellow classmates dub a secret door at the back of your classroom "Narnia" after a teacher magically walks out in the middle of a lesson. Then, you even design a sign for the door, reading "NARNIA" in capital letters. (Guilty!)

238. Ummm GeorgeHarrison, sorry, I didn't mean to- Queen Lucy the Valiant

239. You buy Peter's sword for two hundred fifty dollars and stare at it constantly online until it comes in the mail. (GUILTY)

240. You watched the boats from the Clipper Race come back to Hull at the weekend. You noticed a boat in the dock was named 'Phyllis' and you instanly thought that the owner liked the CON and Susan. (Very Guilty)

241. Even though you've already graduated High School, you believe that you are never to old to believe in Narnia, and so you can often be found in Narnia garb, acting out "The Golden Age" with your siblings in the back yard- bows, arrows and all."

242. Your family calls you Susan, and because you didn't like the fact that Susan turned traitor, you are writing a book that straightens it all out (GUILTY, obviously)!!)

243. as soon as you are finished making a costume, you begin planning your next one.-Q. Susan of the Horn

244. as soon as you are finished making a costume, you begin planning your next one.-Q. Susan of the Horn

245. you watched LWW three times yesterday, PC twice and contuingly watching the VDT trailer (GUILTYY)

246. you watched LWW three times yesterday, PC twice and contuingly watching the VDT trailer (GUILTYY)

247. You use narnia quotes as your statuses in facebook. (GUILTY)

248. You cry when the grocery store where you work starts selling stone statues of various animals


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